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Directed by: David Stanley
Starring: Kirsten Price, Eric Masterson, Hollie Stevens, Barrett Blade, Brooke Banner, Mindy Main, Sophia, Regan Reese, Madison Young
What is going on in the House of the Mouth and enigmatic pastor, Melvin? A church that uses oral sex as its sacrament. No one really knows, but a news team is sent undercover to find out more about this mysterious house of worship. Kelly (Kirsten Price) and Wil (Barrett Blade) a pair of libidinous undercover news people pack up the news van after fucking like rabbits, and head into the woods to infiltrate this church for a story.
Comedy ensues as they run into a stranger in the van and a hitchhiker named Barbara (Brooke Banner) who has ran off and joined the cult after leaving her husband, who was a chef. Once there, Luisa (Hollie Stevens) takes them to the House of Melvin, a retreat far up in the California hills, where sucking dick is the daily pastime. Now what can we say about Melvin (Eric Masterson) and his House of Mouth? One thing is that it does not take itself seriously. It’s a laugh a minute comedy where a crackpot minister who
was once a tofu food designer, finds God after a heart attack and creates his own church of oral sex.
By this time you can bet there is enough oral sex to go around. The stars fuck at the drop of a hat and there are funny scenes to make you laugh out loud. Such as the instructions from the House of the Mouth, and it’s motto: ‘You are what you eat.’ Here you will find wired oral junkies running amok and an army of willing blowjob vixens who frequent the oraltorium where they all smoke pole.
As the story continues Kelly and Will are found out as news people by Melvin who decides to expose them to his teaching and to win them over to his ways. Which happens once they drink Melvin’s “punch” which sends them into a hyper intoxicated stupor so that when Melvin arrives he appears god-like to his worshippers.
Melvin gets his dick sucked a lot in this DVD, as does the helpless Wil who is in the cocksucking custody of dick gobbling guards. Poor, poor Wil. And Kelly along with Louisa and the rest of the madcap women of this DVD, are happy to oblige.
Now I’m not one that likes stories with my porn all that often, more because some directors are under the impression that the story is more important than the porn. But when it’s a comedy, and the comedy is funny, and there is enough sex in it to go around, I can’t help but say that this is a DVD worth watching. In some scenes I have to admit, I was rolling on the floor laughing and then the director would quickly turn around a deliver some strong cocksucking scenes. This is one that you’d watch by yourself of with your girlfriend…that’s if she’s a fan of blowjobs, because what man isn’t?
-Gregori K
(Bad Seed)
Directed by Will Ryder
Starring: Chavon Taylor, Kaylee Love Cox, Natasha Nice, Ryaan Reynolds, Whitney Stevens
Already, this reviewer feels that the premise of this DVD is starting on the right foot. Two things that a make a good porn flick are: TWO tits bouncing on a woman riding a fat dick. Simple. Why hasn’t someone thought of this earlier is beyond me! Big, floppy tits dancing to the beat of a pounding cock is the theme of this DVD, which starts with Chavon Taylor, giving us a nice preview of her mammary glands and her ass. The tit play is enough to make you pop your cork as it is, and she has a beautiful set of big floppy ones. When her playa arrives, he knows just how to deal with her assets, as she does his. Chavon gives great head with her cute, baby doll features and the sex is vigorous. It has to be to get those tits bouncing! And bounce they do. Chavon’s bad assed tit bouncing sex is hurt from 100% nut busting porn due to her uncomfortable facial at the money shot. But all in all, because of her absolute hotness, she is quite fun to watch.
Ryaan Reynolds takes the next shot, with her collage of titty displaying action and her dirty girl looks. She appears to be right out of some whorehouse in Bangkok. After some slow run up shots, she gets busy blowing some hard man bugle. Then the fucking begins. A hard, strong, session of ass beating sex, which is needed because Ryaan’s tits are a pair of large, yet firm numbers, and it would take some power spanking to get them rocking right. Because of this, she bleats like a perfect doe and it’s simply inspiring to watch her fuck all the way to the money shot. This is hurt too by her suspended animation once the sperm starts to fly.
Crystal eyed Natasha Nice has her body revealing preview, showing off her shaved beaver and big…you guessed it, floppy tits. There is a moment of tit worship by her ‘lovah’ before the hot fun starts. Because of the utter juiciness of her fun bags, getting them to move right is no problem. Natasha goes down on a long piece of man shank that looks like she’s impaling her head on a spit. Her cute, teenager features look like they were made to hold a throbbing cock. Her award winning tits look their best in the reverse cowgirl position as they jump up and down with the same rhythm as her pigtails. They remind me of a pair of ‘click-clacks’ that I had when I was a kid. Natasha is a determined little fucker as she rides dick like a thoroughbred jockey. She loves sex, and you can tell by simply watching her. Natasha’s money shot is sheer hotness and some of the girls could do well to take some cum eating pointers from her. She is definitely not cum shy.
Kaylee Cox has fun in her collage with whip cream and cellophane wrappers. You have to see it to
understand what I’m talking about. She too sucks a mean cock, and just watching that is worth your while. She jumps on the dick quick though and gets those pancake flappers going. Their sex is almost like fighting as they go at it, pounding away just to get those titties in motion. Kaylee’s money shot proves to be the best as she not only lets that hurting cock unload man milk all over her tits, and tongue, he proceeds to lick it all up, swallowing every drop for the camera. You Go Grrrl. Top scores for Kaylee. Flawless Victory!
Lastly is Whitney Stevens, jumping rope on her collage, and playing with bubbles. Go figure. And a figure she has. Of all the women in the video, her tits are just fucking huge. Period. There is a session of full body worship, because she has so much of one. Her figure is full and heavy…as they say in the hood…THICK. She’s a helluvah lot to play around with, so it takes some time before the fucking starts. Soon, she’s on her knees blowing joint, and doing a good head bobbing job, letting those tits follow suit. Her big sweater puppies are the best movers and shakers of the DVD as they get around better than a downtown LA bus (they do the twin helicopter all of the time!!!) Her tits are almost as much fun to watch fuck as her, and when the climactic battle draws to a close she proves that she too is far from gun shy and plays with a mouth load of white stuff. Too bad she doesn’t swallow guys.
Like was said earlier, an excellent premise. Nothing but tits on the move. Like watching NASCAR racing, no matter how many times around, it never gets monotonous! The sex is good and forceful and the girls are hot and sexy. There is nothing bad that can be said about this DVD and it should bring hours of fun into an otherwise boring sex life (especially if you have none!). Take this one home. It’s worth it.
- Gregori K
Even big dicks aren’t really that big. A big flesh firehose can only do so much damage. But, what about a three-foot dildo? An entire yard of plastic? Yes, even if it is as thick as your thigh, it can be crammed into a slender girl’s incredibly tight snatch. Monster Dongs uses all kinds of large, crazy and even frightening foreign objects to penetrate small and delicately shaved pussies. If you like seeing those elastic orifices stretched to the limit, you have come to the right place; http://www.monsterdongs.com is where you belong.
Glass dildos, plastic dildos, rubber dildos and other dildos are the mainstay of Monster Dongs, and they all have one thing in common. These fucking sex toys are huge! They are jammed into the smallest holes that the girls have, and yes, there is plenty of anal action on http://www.monsterdongs.com. If you like to watch buttholes get pressed open, watch as many of the Monster Dongs clips as you can.
For some, watching girls get fucked with sex toys isn’t enough. At some point, a real dick needs to enter the scene, pounding down a throat and drenching a pretty face in thick, gooey cum. Well, Monster Dongs likes to mix it up a bit. There are plenty of real cocks spewing jizz onto hotties’ faces. Girls suck, fuck and swallow, as you would expect. Hey, it’s their job!
The dicks that enter the scenes are not trivial. Like the dildos they often accompany, we’re talking about monster flesh dongs that girls struggle to fit into their cunts. They scream, moan, grimace and gag. But, don’t worry; they’re doing it for you!
-Tom J
http://www.eastblocamateurs.com
Regardless of where you stand on immigration, you’ll love the broken English moans of the Eastern Bloc Babes of http://www.eastblocamateurs.com. Instead of sitting in bread lines and bitching about Communism, these ladies know the meaning of freedom, and it starts with a fantastic blowjob. These ladies suck, fuck and smear cum on their faces strictly for your delight.
East Bloc Amateur’s girls certainly seem authentic. The appearance is obvious. There are lots of sharp features to indicate that these dick slurpers come from Eastern Europe, and there is no shortage of blondes. The accents, of course, make the rest clear. These girls are hot and eager, but they “no speak English so good.” That’s okay, though. They make up for it with their lips in other ways.
The East Bloc Amateur’s are only too willing to comply with any sexual request. Why wouldn’t they be? They’re just
happy to be in the land of opportunity. So, what do they do with their newfound freedom? These hot Eastern European chicks use it to express themselves in ways you would enjoy. Do you like to watch girls give head? The hotties at East Bloc Amateurs’ slobber plenty of knobs. Pussy-pounding? Ass-fucking? These pliant and compliant girls do it all.
Some of them are not as attractive as you would expect. After all, a few years of waiting in line for bread can be hard on the skin, make the eyes sag and erode the smile. But, the good news is that the girls that are not as hot will do more. They can’t rely on their looks, so they tend to suck dick a little deeper and let their tight twats get fucked a little harder. If you just turn to the hot blondes, you will miss some amazing sex.
East Bloc Amateurs blends the hotness of Eastern European chicks and the trepidation of amateurs getting fucked on camera for the first time. If you like broken English amateurs, definitely check out http://www.eastblocamateurs.com. You won’t regret it.
-Tom J
Directed by: Francois Clousot
Starring: Julia Ann, Randy Spears, Brooke Banner, Eric Masterson, Kirsten Price, Tommy Gunn, Mindy Main, and Barrett Blade
For all of you straight porn freaks out there, consider this: this is a film and not straight porn. That means that there’s dialogue, and a story along with the sex, which is sandwiched between expositions. Many times these films are a comedy, but instead, this is a serious feature, with serious sex going on. So be prepared to gather up the popcorn and your favorite girl for the night and sit back and relax.
And now the story: Allen (Randy Spears) is a scientist in temporal travel who is working on a time machine which functions except with one major glitch, it keeps blowing itself up. He goes home to his wife, Sarah (Julia Ann) and explains that he has had a breakthrough. The machine actually works! This gives them bed time to go gonzo on each other, nice and sweet-like with soft music and lighting, and all that good stuff.
His assistant, Eva (Brooke Banner) goes to the neighborhood bar and diddles with the Bartender (Barrett Blade) where they fuck in the bar after closing, doing a balancing act on barstools. After a good fucking, she confesses what she is working on with the doctor: Time travel.
Later the scientist and his assistant are working late on the burned out time travel rig when he gets a call from his wife while she is driving. After she hangs up she is killed
in a car accident.
It takes three months to repair the time travel rig and this time it works.
Friends Stephanie (Kirsten Price) and Steven (Eric Masterson) invite Allen home for dinner and they reminisce about who Sarah was with the first time that she and Allen met at a country house that they shared with the couple. This lends to another hot sex scene between Julia Ann and Tommy Gunn as the soon to be jilted boyfriend.
Allen is haunted by the memories of his dead wife and can barely function in the day to day matters of life. He lends himself to drinking alone. No longer able to contain himself he jumps back into time to stop his wife from getting behind the wheel of the car, but arrives too late. The second time, he jumps back even farther and arrives that night, to watch himself fuck his wife, knowing full well that he is now back in time to save her. But this time she dies in the house, never making it to the car the next day.
Allen’s growing desperation leads one to wonder his predicament with his newfound abilities, and his struggle to save the woman that he loves is compelling enough to keep you watching. The sex is constant and fits into the story well. And the sex is surprisingly good to say the least. The special effects are amazing for a porn film, proving the high quality of the work that went into it. A serious film that takes serious strides to prove itself and does an excellent job in doing so. So, if you want some porn in your story that is strong and straightforward, go out and enjoy this film with a loved one. You will not be disappointed.
-Gregori K
I’m going to make a bold call. Unlike every year since Adult Video News began to keep score, 2007 will be a losing year for the adult entertainment industry. The statistics probably won’t be available until the March issue of AVN, but the writing is on the wall now. 2007 will be the industry’s first year of “negative growth”.
For years, the focus has been on size. Nearly every mainstream media article on the business of porn zeroes in on market size, which in 2006 reached a substantial $12.9 billion according to AVN Internal Research estimates. But, few picked up on the industry’s growth rate for the year—a paltry 2.54%. Everybody knows the industry slowed down, and we all know the reason why. It’s the internet stupid. Unfortunately, nobody has been willing to follow this thought to its natural conclusion.
To understand why the porn business is going to have shrunk in 2007, it’s not enough to look at the dollars. Yes, the number of zeroes is getting smaller, but this doesn’t explain why. You have to take a look at how the business works to see why it is stalling.
Let’s not be too grim. A few of the companies in porn are doing just fine. Adam & Eve, for example, has posted spectacular growth every quarter this year, and the fourth isn’t likely to be any different. Vivid Entertainment has made bold content moves, particularly in supporting Chemistry, a female-friendly line of sex education films. An even more profound statement that the industry has recognized the need to differentiate is that Joe Gallant is busy. Gallant is the indy legend of porn, directing unique and often aggressive features. The fact that the major studios are calling him signals a desperation to deviate from the same tired series of film.
Missed Opportunities in a Fragmented Market
Disruptive technologies, normally the domain of porn, have been a mixed bag in 2007. While porn is likely to play a key role in the emerging war over high definition (HD) standards, it seems to have missed the real opportunity: podcasting. The industry flirted with podcasting but never developed a way monetize porn for pods. Meanwhile, Apple has been able to turn a new entertainment device into a commercial success without porn. Two years ago, porn was trying to figure out how to make money on content for the iPod. Today, my wife downloads episodes of her favorite televisions shows to her iPod for train rides and flights.
The iPod didn’t need porn. It did just fine on its own.
Without the usual edge from technology innovation, porn is left to operate as a mature market, a challenge for which it simply is not prepared. The top 10 porn companies own only about 10% of what really is small market. To put it in perspective, the entire adult entertainment industry would have to double to equal Deloitte & Touche in size. Porn really isn’t that big, and nobody owns a significant portion of it.
| Company |
Annual Revenues (US$ millions) | Market Share |
| Beate Uhse |
362 |
2.81% |
| Playboy |
338 |
2.62% |
| Adult Friend Finder |
200 |
1.55% |
| LFP |
150 |
1.16% |
| PHE (Adam & Eve) |
109 |
0.84% |
| Vivid Entertainment |
100 |
0.78% |
| New Frontier Media |
46.8 |
0.36% |
| AdultShop.com |
29.2 |
0.23% |
| Rick’s Cabaret |
24.5 |
0.19% |
| VCG |
17 |
0.13% |
There are no easy levers to pull to accelerate growth, but brakes abound. The industry seems to have found all of them. New title production seems to be the strategy du jour, and more movies than ever seem to flood store shelves. Close to 11,000 titles were produced in 2005, and the number spiked to 13,500 in 2006. 2007 is not likely to be any different. Quality and differentiation are the casualties of this strategy. This, of course, is not news, but the fact that 2007 probably will be the year where this flawed strategy finally shrinks the industry certainly is.
The web has been seen as the industry’s hope for growth, and for the most part, it has delivered. In 2006, AVN pegged the online sector’s growth at 13.6%. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to offset the 15.4% decline in DVD sales and rentals. Online is probably going to post solid growth numbers in 2007, but I don’t think it will be enough to make the web a larger source of revenue than film. We’ll have to wait until the end of 2008 for that to happen.
With 2007 likely to go down in history as the year the porn market declined, I expect 2008 to be a transition year. The industry will continue to refine money-making strategies for the web, eventually recapturing lost DVD revenues as internet dollars. While new technologies are unlikely to move the needle in 2008, new ideas will take shape with their effects becoming evident in 2009.
Nonetheless, the Future Is Bright
Zivity cannot be ignored next year. An online community in which paying users voteon nude and suggestive photos, Zivity will go live on February 14 th. So far, the creation of internet entrepreneurs Scott and Cyan Banister has shown promise based on all the usual metrics. Their beta test pool was oversubscribed in August (relative to February
targets), and they raised $1 million in private funding. The real value in this company, though, is that they have a strong fee-based model and have already succeeded in the internet world. Scott and Cyan sold their last venture, anti-spam company IronPort, to Cisco Systems for $830 million this year.
Boink magazine, the only “college porn” company to become a genuine success, is bringing their book, BOINK: College Sex by the People Having It, to market in the first quarter of 2008. I suspect that this will breathe new life into this young company. The book itself won’t change the industry substantially, but it will position the Boinkers to expand their presence and capitalize on a host of other opportunities.
The third company to watch in 2008 is Adult Friend Finder, already a force in adult entertainment with $200 million in revenues last year. Quietly, Adult Friend Finder has been prowling the web for content companies to buy as part of a broader traffic acquisition strategy. Adult Friend Finder did not return calls for comment, but owners of two highly trafficked online content companies said on condition of anonymity that they had been approached by Adult Friend Finder. These two didn’t bite, but the ever expanding content sections of AdultFriendFinder.com show that they are committed to growing page views and monthly unique visitors through editorial tactics.
Finally, I’d keep an eye on porn-to-mainstream crossovers, especially as they become more substantial. Traditionally, these breakthroughs have been modest. Stormy Daniels played a stripper in Knocked Up. Kobe Tai played a stripper in Very Bad Things. You get the idea. Porn entered the mainstream but remained porn. Expect that to change.
In 2007, for example, artist Julio Aguilera launched a series of porn star portraits, starting with Adam & Eve contract star Carmen Luvana. Carmen did not play a sex worker in the mainstream world; she instead served a mainstream purpose in a mainstream venue. As porn stars are seen as people (after all, they are) rather than as “porn stars,” the broad acceptance that will follow may lead to an expanded market. Instead of continuing to saturate a market with seemingly fixed capacity, more people will participate. In a nutshell, increased mainstreaming will help make the market larger.
After AVN publishes the 2007 statistics, the need for a transition year will be evident. 2008 will be for positioning; 2009 will show results. Porn is not dying; the industry just needs some fresh ideas. Fortunately, there are plenty to percolate next year.
-Tom J
(Photo of Julio Aguilera’s “Hot Carmen” by Ron Melendi)
Starring: Veronica Jett and Goldie Coxx, Marie Luv, Sunshine, Deja Daire, Lucy Lee, Stephanie Tripp and Sabre, Lezley Zen, and Cytherea
Knobbin’ and Slobbin’ is a collection of outtakes from various movies, and it looks like the editors took their time to find some of the best outtakes on screen to put in this DVD.
Cytheria does a nice job polishing off a knob first and then riding her beau from a girl on top to reverse cowgirl. Cytheria has one solid beautiful body that should be manufactured in Detroit. Even her moans and groans are convincing and her cocksmith skills are excellent. At the end she get a light facial but she ends it with a good and hungry afterglow suck. Very fine indeed.
Lucy Lee begins her set with a teaser just before getting some nice rug munching and finger fucking from her suitor. Soon, though, she is doing an entire cock swallow of a pretty long piece of dick. Lucy ends up riding that joint shortly thereafter. For the finale she has nearly her entire ass covered in the sticky white stuff.
Deja Daire also has a short teaser before getting down to some heavy cock sucking. She’s given a choad of a dick to work with and work with she does. She literally has her brains fucked out of her skull and a load blasted like a howitzer right down her throat! Whoa.
Sunshine is near the hot tub and is given the tube steak to deal with. She huffs and puffs and blows this man down, taking a load and gobbling it up. What a trooper. Not much sex in that one. Sorry girls, this one’s all for the guys.
Next is Veronica Jett and Goldie Coxx playing with each others naughty bits just before their boy toy arrives. When that happens, they suck cock and suck it together well. They go back and forth with the dick as the fucking starts to get rough on a pool table. These three bang and bang away until the end when the money shot is played out against a pretty decent cumswap. Not all that bad.
Right from Ass Pumpers 2, Marie Luv shows her ass off to us as her teaser until Jerry comes to town and she vacuums up his rod. Jerry literally chokes Marie with his thingamajig until its time for the straight up sex. They find a cot and get down to the loving and…as you probably guessed it, some straightlining ass sex. In fact, that dick doesn’t leave that asshole until the end where Marie pulls off a pro shot and swallows cum so fast that when Jerry asks to see it, she says: “It’s gone,” with a chuckle. This girl is outta sight.
Leslie Zen gets out of the rain with Tyce Bune, to some sultry Noir music and has a conversation in some hotel room about trust. They earn each other’s trust soon enough as Leslie strips naked, revealing those award winning tits that have made her famous, and sucks down dick like a champ. After Tyce does some serious ass eating they get to some grand ol’ fucking, round and round until he blows his load all over those fabulous tits.
Next there is another triple header with Stephanie Tripp, Byron Long and Saber mixing it up on the ball
field with the girls striking poses in a box, which in fact looks pretty good as a teaser until Byron introduces his Long and the women play trap the dick between their lips. Then they get impaled on the dong…while still in the box! I guess you can call it Jacking in the Box. He pumps away until his money shot on Stephanie’s tummy.
The last scene in fact is the bonus scene from Toy Boxes with Sandra Romain who gives quite a lengthy interview before finding and drilling her ass with toys.
Knobbin’ and Slobbin’ has a lot of good scenes in it, and the sex is not bad at all. But what do you expect from a DVD where you can pick and choose the best out of all other films. That’s the fun of a collection of scenes like this. And you will have great fun too. Not a bad DVD to have on your shelf.
-Gregori K
Directed by:
Starring: Vanilla Skye, Honey Dejour, Veronica Jett, Veronica Rayne, Jordan Blue, Havana Ginger, and Kelly Wells
The introduction is a string of clips of the girls in action. The one drawback is that the directors seem to have no desire in identifying the performers, leaving you questioning just who is who. Sorry for all of you out there who finds a female performer worthy of following. Then there is a workout in the garage gym of the director who quickly finishes on the punching bag as the scantily dressed Vanilla Skye and Honey Dejour work out behind him. When done, he takes a break, only to return to find the women performing the sixty nine position on each other. A guest of the house jumps in to create a three way where the sex seems more physical, more earthy than most porn films. There is a rugged element the way Honey Dejour is first to fuck and eat pussy. And believe it or not but expect some serious ass invasion here. The set ends with a tandem blow job on a spewing cock. Geyseriffic ending girls!!
Three days later we have a photo shoot in a back yard with Jordan Blue discuss her love, or lack thereof, of anal sex; this being her first time performing it on camera. The set begins with her performing some hot fellatio an quite a long piece of prong along with a little tossed salad. And there is much good to say about
a woman who can not only take a load to the mouth, but also lick up any she may have missed in passing. Bravo.
Next up to the plate, the two Veronicas doing a tag team on a cock on a couch. They slip easily into the sex with a girl on top/ball sucking routine. After a brief but straight on back and forth we have the anal sex, right into those assholes. Delish. Some real serious ass reaming goes on here with an even more serious money shot. Both girls knock back the jizz.
There are more antics in the director’s home, but no farmers farming unless farmer is slang for fucking and ass is…well ass. The Ass Farmer has loads of fun with some pretty graphic and healthy sex going on. These women are fucking and then taking it up the ass, ,literally. Hence the name of the DVD. What you’ve purchased is hours of great sex with decent money shots worth waiting through the action for. If this is what you like then you’ll love the Ass Farmer. Goahead and get it, we won’t tell.
-Gregori K
Director: D.J. Dub
Starring: Tatiana Brown, Sushi & Nuptia, Leilani Lovitt, Dreamer, Malia, LT, Sledge Hammer, Byron Long, Rock and Joachim Kessef
The Chocolate Pussy Factory starts with a machine gun interview of Leilani Lovitt, which is fun, but brings pause to the action. Right after that there is a teaser scene which moves into some slow girlfriend loving, and then some good fellatio with a mini bat sized dong. Leilani then gets on all fours and there starts the sex. This new starlet has a lot of pussy energy in her lovemaking as she moan, groans and is pounded from position to position. She finishes her scene with a messy money shot on the chin. Not bad for a first timer.
Sushi and Nuptia come next with a slave/master motif on a hotel room bed. There is a few minutes of girl on girl loving and French speaking love songs as these heavily accented women go the anal route with a butt plug between the teeth. You have to see it to actually appreciate it. When their playa arrives he gets the girls into a little butt plug ATM and ass munching. Then the girls orally double team a big, curved cock with smiles and giggles. The sex is straightforward, doubles play. One fucks, the other blows. This goes back and forth until the anal sex where he stacks the asses for rear entry. The money shot ends with a load being blown up Sushi’s ass and squeezed like morning OJ out and drip, dropped into Nuptia’s open and waiting mouth. Ahhh, the women of Paris France at their best.
After another introduction we meet Dreamer, a bottom heavy girl with a ‘street’ disposition. For comedic
relief, Byron Long gives a course in where ‘big booty’ comes from and what makes one, while Sledge Hammer plays dutiful student. As part of the learning course, dreamer is busy blowing and fucking both of these men with LxW=B! (As Byron Long teaches, length times width equals booty). Dreamer gets up to full speed, sucking off both men and getting drilled in the classroom. She takes a hard to swallow, double money shot to the mouth. ‘nuff said.
Malia also hails from France and has a nice, firm frame. Joachim Kessef wastes no time falling into body worship of her after a brief introduction, and in moments after that he is balls deep into her lean muscled body. The sex is rough and tumble as the two of them bind on a hotel room bed. The anal scenes are hot and straight out of some hot sheet hotel files as the two of them go at it in ever changing positions, hot and heavy. The scene finishes with a money shot to the ass that is ran back out of the poop shoot.
Finally comes Tatiana Brown from Virginia, with her Southern twang and her beautifully pert puffy nipples. One of her favorite positions is the ‘scissor’ position, to which she demonstrates. After a brief session of cunninlingus the sex begins, punctuated with periods of fellatio. Tatiana has a beautiful, firm body, typical of a teenager in porn. She wrings out a strong belly pop shot from her partner.
The DVD has its moments of straight comedy, engaging interviews and outright gangster sex. Good for a good time and worthy of being part of your collection. Maybe not top shelf material but shelf material no less! Enjoy.
-Gregori K
Director: Mike Quasar
Starring: Carmen Luvana, Amy Ried, Maya Hills, Bree Olson, Jenna Haze, Katja Kassin, Courtney Cummz, Marco Banderas, Manuel Ferrara, Charles Dera, Tommy Gunn, Jenner, Sascha
Penis Rating: 5
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if porn’s true A-list stars came together in one film? 3rd Degree has pulled it off. Director Mike Quasar has delivered exciting sex scenes with some of the hottest girls in the business, even getting Adam & Eve to contribute their most prominent contract star, Carmen Luvana, to the effort. Add Jenna Haze, Bree Olson, Katja Kassin, Amy Ried and a host of others to the mix, and the result is an amazingly hot film featuring girls who have truly mastered the craft of fucking in front of a camera.
Jenna Haze, AVN’s top oral starlet, demonstrates her skill with an incredible blowjob. Too often, porn stars limit the noise to slurping and gagging, but Jenna Haze has moved beyond that. She seems to know the right time to pull her head back and get vocal, mixing dirty talk into her cocksucking. She begs to have her “tiny fuckhole” pounded, and her partner complies. Finally, she takes a hot shot to the mouth and swallows part of the load. The ever young and cute Jenna Haze truly is one of the dreamgirlz, and you will dream about all four of her lips for days.
Amy Ried and Bree Olson share the screen in a wife-swapping-themed performance. They are a study in contrasts. Bree Olson is the comsumate girl next door – only with much better boobs. Amy Ried has a “trashy hot” allure that makes you want to bend her over the hood of a car and fuck her in the ass. Both put their gorgeous bodies on display. So few pussies are truly beautiful, and Dreamgirlz manages to put two of these rare finds in the same scene. As if the intense sex weren’t enough, both Bree Olson and Amy Ried get facials before kissing and smearing semen all over each other’s striking faces. Jerk off to this scene twice … in a row. You’ll be able to do it.
Finally, we have Carmen Luvana. What can you say about the sultry Latina that hasn’t been covered already? Who cares? It’s worth hearing again! Carmen Luvana performs in a strip club-based scene. She starts with a flawless lapdance (my guess is that it wasn’t her first) followed by an incredibly hot sex scene. Her perfectly sculpted body writhes with each thrust of dick as she screams and moans in English and Spanish. Carmen’s beautiful large tits bounce easily while
she dominates the screen, and her round ass is truly mesmerizing as she rides cock. Watch Carmen Luvana perform – then do it again and again and again. It’s worth it.
Maya Hills and Courtney Cummz are not to be forgotten. Both put their tight, shapely bodies to work in ways you could not have imagined on your own. Courtney Cummz in particular lets her enormous tits bounce freely while her pretty pussy gets penetrated. It’s a good thing these girls like cum. Katja Kassin puts her big round ass to work, delivering a great anal scene. She is more than happy to give up her brown-eye for the tough task of butt-pounding. Otherwise, they would be completely disgusted with their respective fates.
3rd Degree has made a movie with hot porn stars even hotter by putting the best of the bunch together in one film. It’s hard to pick a favorite. Fortunately, with Dreamgirlz, you won’t have to.
-Tom J